Also, today I was out shopping with a friend and another mom walked by in the store pushing her huge ass stroller (that is apropos of nothing, just that it was much too large). She stopped when she saw Noah (I was holding him) and asked his age. When I told her he was almost 3 months old she responded with a "Oh! He's so SMALL for 3 months! Mine is 2 months and much bigger." Huh? And also SHUTTHEHELLUP. Here is a lesson for all you lovely people out there: Never, I mean never, comment on the size of someone else's child. I didn't really get why this was such an issue until now. It is RUDE and OFFENSIVE to comment on a baby's size. Noah just so happens to be very average in size and maybe her baby was just a little fatty. And a fat baby is a-ok! But so is a smaller baby. I kind of wanted to run her over with her own stroller AND shove her 5 carat diamond up her ass. And twist it a little.
Noah will bring the muscle to the showdown.
(* Author of "Healthy Sleep Habits, Happy Baby")